What follows is a flash report on the conversation between two ostensibly warm, caring, engaging, and intelligent MANAGERS at my office. This seriously just happened:
ROB: I just don't know what to do about these kids in my neighborhood, I'm pretty sure they're dealing drugs.
TONY: You know what I would do? I'd get in the car, drive past them, and shoot 'em. With a really powerful bb gun. Take out an eye or something. You know, I got friends...back in Brooklyn...
ROB: Nah, I wouldn't shoot them from the car. I'd probably shoot them from my house.
Vigilante justice makes me tingle.
How did I know, before I even looked, that the first comment to this item would be from Eli Liedman?
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