tips: how to be a better graphic designer

according to an educational video disc that i rented from my local store, becoming a kick-ass graphic designer is super-easy if you can follow these steps:

1. get murdered for something you've overheard. should be simple enough.
2. make sure that your corpse ends up somewhere where it can receive a slow, sensuous french kiss from a royal, egyptian cat.
3. invest in a ricky martin makeover.