That's not the Sacred Madonna! It's Jules!

Honestly, my hair is so disturbingly greasy from this new Kiehl's product, it feels like I was just slathered in hot whale sebum. it's so meaty and then I touch it because in the back of my mind I'm somehow curious about how it feels all the time, like inconquerably curious even seconds after I have just released my fingers from its matted coils, and then my fingers get greasy and then I touch my face and my phone and my keyboard and my office station and then my hair again and then all of a sudden I realize: I am literally beatifically resplendently shining, all over, like a saint. Like this saint.