Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Recipe Time!

To make your own at-home version of Jules' professional dogbreath, mix
-3 parts blood clot
-2 parts Mystic Seaport Clam Chowder residue
-1 part smoker's loogie

allow to sit in closed chapped mouth in front of TV for 6 straight hours. Garnish with alligator lips.

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