Trimspa baby

The weather is changing. The cold wind is a'blowin. It's getting cozier inside. So, what does that mean? Bikini season is over and I can eat WHATEVER I WANT. Or at least I thought(three slices of pineapple and ham pizza for breakfast/ chips and salsa plus of pint of Chubby Hubby for dinner at 11:30 PM). Apparently, I have gained 7 pounds in 2 weeks. So, I have decided to go on a diet of TrimSpa and Cocaine. And also, TrimSpa has a million dollar competition if you get skinnier. So as long as none of you homos out there tell TrimSpa that in addition to their ephedrine-laced poison pills, I will also be doing lines of crystal off the back of Doc Holiday's toilet, then I have a good shot of winning a luxury sports car or a $50,000 shopping spree. Mmmm can't wait for my winter figure and a coma-inducing heart attack!!