Tuesday, April 12, 2005

86-millionth most important philanthropic institution in the COUNTRY threatened!

That's right, fraternities and sororities, renowned pillars of charity and selflessness, are being threatened at Colgate!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/04/12/colgate.greeks.ap/index.html

But HOW WILL THE STUDENTS DRINK WITHOUT BEING DIVIDED INTO TEAMS AND THEN GIVEN INITIALS IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE??? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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6 comments:

  1. wienerphilharmonic1:34 PM

    But the most important part about this post? Is how much it looks like Michael Barry. WHOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAO

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  2. Anonymous8:48 AM

    uh, i really don't know what to say, except this:
    TWINNIES!!!!!!!!
    is there any geographical hint in this pic that can help me locate this toga-ed doppleganger? i would like to meet him, tell him i love the 'stache but hate the hair, and encourage him to carve a design into his chest hair.

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  3. Jules10:33 AM

    dude, check the URL-- he goes to CORNELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

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  4. Anonymous10:46 AM

    Speaking of Mike Barry, check out his grainy photo at Screenhead
    http://www.screenhead.com/, which has a link to Prangstgrup.

    Also linked via screenhead, the most disgusting video of the week: http://thats-fucked-up.com/movies/Octopus.wmv

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  5. wienerphilharmonic11:40 AM

    Why has nobody addressed his GIANT elongated wooden spoon and holster?

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  6. Anonymous11:42 AM

    how the hell else is he supposed to clean out his aquarium, filled with sapphic mermaids, than with a giant wooden "fetchin' spoon"?

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